LCP 252: Vietnam Vacation

I'll eat pho fo sho. 

LCP 251: Instagram

Please click like on my butt and food. 

LCP 250: Dreams of Jokes

If someone attacked me in my dreams, I'd just block the punch, give em a right hook, and then do some ground and pound. 

LCP 249: Battery Juice

Hey at least the batteries don't explode on your face. 

LCP 248: Omiai Speed Dating

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. 

LCP 247: Bug Lady

If you want to get the most nutrients from your nachos be sure to juice them. 

LCP 246: Gender Pronouns

BTW in Germany they can't have this debate because the German language already has a gender neutral pronoun, es,  and the gender neutral definite article, das. Germany is very progressive. They also have clubs with dark rooms where you can watch people have gay bondage sex. 

LCP 245: Get in my Mouth Ice Cream

Where's my bacon latte?! 

LCP 244: Sunday Funday Squats

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude check out mah glutes. 

LCP 243: More Yokosuka

If you go to Yokosuka don't forget to bring you USD. 

LCP 242: Yokosuka

Yokosuka is like Yokohama, but with less ham and more suk.

LCP 241: Summer Vacation

Workin suck bro, where's my UBI?! C'mon Elon Musk get on that. 

LCP 240: My Hangy Thingy is Fat

The hangy thingy is also known as the uvula, not to be confused with the vulva or Volvo. 

LCP 239: Japanese Baseball

Curaçao has a population of 180,000, 48 baseball players and 179,452 dirty 1% banksters. 

LCP 238: Beach Day

You can't just wear a bikini under your bikini. 

LCP 237: ATM Jerk

Who needs money anyway?!

LCP 236: Cicadas

My friend once visited Japan and the first thing he asked me was 'WTF is that noise?' 

LCP 235: Mojo

Okay immune system I'm gunnaneedjada go ahead 

LCP 234: Free Slurpee Day

I bet the CEO of Circle K is pissed that they didn't name the store after a date on the calendar, missed all that free advertsing! 

LCP 233: Beach Bodies

Better get ready for summer.