LCP 547: It's my Birthday I'm on Mushrooms and I'm Angry!

private facebook group, open invite, vodka, too many gay jokes, mushroom strangers, car alarm

LCP 546: UFC Fight Night 160 (Daytime though)

elective courses, exercise, middle eastern flirting, UFC 

LCP 545: Whiny Little Depressed Bitch Syndrome

depression, Les Jours Tristes, Amelie, modern music 

LCP 544: Lee Syatt is a Cool Dude

flyers, good performance, star struck, life story, keto

LCP 543: Hashtag Buck Up!

buck up, picked 1st, self-promotion, comedian twins, formulaic jokes, area 51 raid

LCP 542: Amazon's The Boys is Decent

NFL Sunday, ant invasion, party with mah boys, bad writing

LCP 541: Hideo Kojima is a Giant Nerd

volunteering, barking, Death Stranding, weddings 

LCP 540: How Do You Cook Condom Bread?

don't wanna study, Berlin Wall, gestapo club, kitchen trashcan  

LCP 539: Don't Speak Japanese to me American Lady

I forgot 9-11, Japanese meetup, no parking

LCP 538: Tom Brady is the GOAT

NFL opening day, Philip Rivers, steroids, V is for Vain, $20 per minute

LCP 537: The Man Show Predicted Today's Fashion

Khabib v Porrier, 30-27, depressed set, generation gap, 3/4 ass shorts

LCP 536: Everyone is Chasing that Home-run Ball Memory

1.5 speed binge, be spontaneous, investment lady, MR steak, Dirtbags vs Douche Cannons, little league, tongue evolution, booing is more fun, tired performance